Sponsor My Reading Chair

I’m building a better reading nook in my bedroom, and step one is getting a real reading chair instead of lying on my stomach, feet up like a school-girl while I read. I’ve narrowed it down to three IKEA options:

Any of these will finally give me a proper place to read, sip coffee, and pretend my life is together.

If you’d like to support the cause, you can chip in using one of the links below:

• Venmo: [link]
• Apple Cash: [link]
• PayPal: [link]

No pressure, no obligation—just an invitation to help me replace “bed-slouching” with “adult sitting.” And because every great patron deserves something in return, everyone who donates will receive a custom digital image of me eating ham sandwiches with Jesus and Santa at a picnic table. Yes, really. That’s the reward. That’s the level of art you can expect for your contribution.

Thank you for considering becoming a proud sponsor of Mark’s Reading Chair Initiative. Your support means a better reading life…and possibly the most bizarre religious-holiday picnic artwork ever created.